Sunday, November 4, 2012

Top 10 Dating Disasters

So we have all been on a date and it doesn’t let say go as well as we had expected. From looking nothing like their photo, to being 5 inches shorter than what they had described. Nonetheless, I think you will safely feel that you have had the best dates ever after reading the 10 worst dating experiences. They range from bizarre, to funny, to sick and shocking! Brace yourselves for this…


1) The one who cried about her ex on the first date!

2) The one who wanted a £700 watch to be bought for her on the second date. 

3) The one who thought a strip club would be an ideal venue for the first date.

4) The one who had a lizard-like tongue spasm.

5) The one who asked their ex to come and give them the money they were owed so they could pay for the date – on the DATE!

6) The one who asked ‘I wonder what it would be like if a gorilla and human had sex’ on the first date.

7) The one who remarked, ‘you’re bigger than the usual girls I would go for!’

8) The one who fell asleep in the cinema…

9) The one who vomited whilst kissing!

10) The one who polished off two bottles of wine, consequently confessing her deepest and darkest secrets of enjoying unprotected sex and living with the consequences of 7 terminations!

Now you have read about some utter weird creatures that roam the dating scene, I hope you feel slightly less apprehensive about meeting people … or perhaps more so. If you think you can top any of these experiences - please leave a comment below or send a tweet with #MyWorstDate to @AsianD8!

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